It's Time To Pop The Poppin Mama Jokes! Best One Wins!
2006-09-14 01:09:06 · 14 answers · asked by Dallas M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals"
Yo mama so ugly that after she was born her mother said "oh, what a treasure" and her father said "yeah, lets go bury her"
yo mama so ugly they didnt give her a costume when she tried out for starwars
yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed
yo mama so ugly her mum had to tie a piece of steak to her to get dogs to play with her
yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
yo mamas so fat shes got more chins than a hong kong phone book
yo mamas breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
I have heaps more...
2006-09-14 02:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Your mama's so fat when she was in school, she sat next to everybody in class.
Your mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Your mama's so fat the family photo had to be an aerial.
Your mama's so black she has to put on white gloves to eat a tootsie roll.
Your mama's so fat she put on high heels and struck oil.
2006-09-14 05:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mama is like a hardware store, only 10 cents a screw
Your Momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Your mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Your mamas so old Jesus signed her year book
2006-09-14 01:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by g w 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you mama is so dumb,she got stabbed i a shoot out
your mama is so ugly,she can make a blind kid cry
your mama is so fat,she can play hop scotch with the planets
your mama is so white,she shops at KKK-mart
your mama's galsses are so thick,when she looks at a map,she can see people waving
2006-09-14 04:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by baseball_saenz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mama so stupid she called the operator to ask her how long it would take to go to Japan by plan and the operator said wait a minute and your mother said ok only a minute. LOL the operator meant to hold on while she calculate the average time it would take to reach Japan. HA HA GET IT!!!!!!
2006-09-14 01:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by hicks 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Your mama's so black that she went to night school,they marked her absent.
2006-09-14 01:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by WWE Champ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mama is so fat I had to take a taxi and two buses to get to her good side,... she's so fat when she went to the club and danced, the band skipped, she's so fat at halloween she says trick or meatloaf
2006-09-14 01:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your mama is so fat....
she has smaller fat women in orbit around her.
2006-09-14 01:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mama is so fat that i must take a picture of her from the satelite......yor mAma is so fat that she must buy 2 bus tickets
2006-09-14 02:07:36 · answer #9 · answered by irene_meeeee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma's so fat, yo daddy rolls over twice and he's still on top!!
2006-09-14 11:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by wookie_1699 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋