For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for 30 minutes, during which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
They approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes. Soon, there was lots of deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have 15 more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even wider, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'll go on its head."
he he he..
2006-09-14 00:48:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too cute
2006-09-14 02:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by chereeder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Nice.
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2006-09-21 11:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny good to see someone get there payback btw here is one for you THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT. . .
Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there
in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man
comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that sincemy Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just
laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
2006-09-14 08:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by meandragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...gud one...now it's ur turn to convert all statues into living things...see, I got ideas to make up ur army..but u need to find the angel !!10/10 !
2006-09-15 18:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh thats so cute. Finally a joke on here I can tell my daughter!
2006-09-14 08:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one...statues come to life......
2006-09-15 08:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i have heard it before, and it was funny then and it is still funny now! lol hey BaBy!
2006-09-14 08:02:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but isnt REVENGE great!
2006-09-14 09:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny...thanks!
2006-09-14 07:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny get your own back I like that revenge is sweet!!!!!!!
2006-09-14 07:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋