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I think you will find it "hanging" off a cliff.

2006-09-14 00:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny O 4 · 0 0

i thought that was the definition of frustration?

I heard these all at school, very childish but I'm sure some people must like them:

Definitions:
Agony: (For a man) Sliding down a giant razor blade using your balls as brakes and landing in a bucket of TCP.

Cruelty: Putting a dog in a minefield and telling it to sit.

God I hate those jokes. :-)

2006-09-14 01:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pain is a reaction to a stimulus on pain receptors located all around the body. We react to pain in differenct ways depending on where the stimulss is. Its natures way of giving us some indication to understand when there is a potential threat to our health/lives. Some pain is pleasurable as we have learnt to associate that time of pain with pleasure. There are people that can't feel pain as the portion of their brain dealing with the signals from the receptors isn't functioning correctly. Mostly, pain is a 'pain'!

2006-09-14 00:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Charlie Brigante 4 · 0 1

No that was when a man went to take a smelly break in the woods and a bear trap clamped down on his testicles, but that is not the painful part. that comes when he reaches the end of the chain.

2006-09-14 01:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A fly losing a wing, landing on a razor blade and using its balls for brakes then falling into a pot of vinegar sounds like pain to me.

2006-09-16 10:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by Allasse 5 · 0 0

I thought the definition of pain was monkey's eating cherries, but that's another joke entirely...

2006-09-14 02:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 0 0

Is this a jokes section or sanctury for the criminally insane..

At least get the joke right.

2006-09-14 01:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by Michael H 7 · 0 0

it's hanging off a cliff

2006-09-14 21:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by Trolley Dolly 2 · 0 0

Thats not pain, it's an irritation.

2006-09-14 00:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by rusty_2003uk 3 · 0 0

brer rabbit is skipping merrily along the road when he has a sudden urge to take a crap so he hops into the woods and who should he meet but brer bear also having a crap. hey ho brer bear said brer rabbit, fancy meeting you here. brer bear looks at brer rabbit and says, tell me brer rabbit, do you find that **** sticks to your fur? why no,replies brer rabbit, why do you ask? brer bear says nothing, he just grabs brer rabbit by the neck and uses him to wipe his ****.

2006-09-16 14:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by mine of useless information 1 · 0 1

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