After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.
"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve..we got Forbidden Fruit!"
"No way!"
"Where?"
"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'First Parent' asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Eve answered.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"DID so!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own...thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.
2006-09-14 00:34:12 · 23 answers · asked by curious 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLLOL Loved it and will send it to all who will love it too...thanks for the smile........
2006-09-14 01:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snicker
2006-09-14 07:36:28 · answer #2 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont think u invented smth new this story is 1000000 yrs old and the real punishment was that men should work hard to support there families that is why men are known to be the working partner and woman should suffer in giving birth that is why woman have hard time delivering. i've known it since i was 1 yr old very ollllldddd and ntn funny abt it
2006-09-14 12:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by lebanon_jules 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is funny i have never herd that before. that ought have showed them not to eat the forbidden fruit.
2006-09-14 08:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by Crystal S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Cosby
2006-09-14 07:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by teef_au 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 little sons. Is this what i have to look forward to? What have i gotten myself into.
2006-09-14 09:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that is how it happened, always wondered who spoiled their kids first , now I know. sigh, never had a chance did we,.
2006-09-14 08:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really fun and funny
2006-09-14 07:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea that was cute! Made me smile.
2006-09-14 09:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he ha funny, now i know how i am in the earth
2006-09-14 07:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋