Go to the store.
Go to the 'Chemicals that make your hair fall out" section.
Then go to the "chemicals that make your hair fall out and not grow back for awhile because of the damage you're doing to your body" section.
Get the nastiest thing you can find (read labels).
Go to the express check out lane.
Go Home and have a dinner. Perhaps vegatarian. Skim milk, Green tea, fish, no sugar and no salt. no monosdiumglutemate. No Chinese.
Go for a two mile jog and breathe in that fresh air.
Go home and put the nasty stuff you bought all over your body. Get rid of all your hair the quick and convenient way.
Go for cancer screening.
good luck.
2006-09-14 00:53:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Try "Neat" or "Nair". It's just a cream that you put on and it lifts the hair up and can be removed with a cloth in the shower. It will last much longer than shaving and takes about 4-8 minutes for the cream to do it's job.
Good Luck!
2006-09-14 00:32:59
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answered by Jessica 4
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I know you don't want to be directed to an "outside" method, but I have to honestly say that the best hair removal that I have experienced is "Sugaring". It is kind of like waxing but less painful and it lasts so much longer than shaving. It is very well worth the trip to the salon to have it done.
2006-09-14 00:41:35
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answered by swtz69drmz 5
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Maybe you should invest in lazer treatments. This will permanently remove any hair. Expensive, YES but it's permanent.
Or....go to the Salon or any place that does waxing. It's quick...and I can not tell you it's painless!!! but it is effective and leaves you clean as a whistle!
2006-09-14 00:26:05
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answered by aunt_beeaa 5
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Let's see - just why would you want to do such a thing?
--maybe you have a morbid fear of crabs?
--maybe a friend has cancer and the chemo made his hair fall out and you want to express solidarity?
--maybe your wife really prefers little boys?
--maybe your heroes are gay porn stars?
I can't think of any other reasons for a grown man to want to be hairless - that is seriously gross!
2006-09-14 17:11:31
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answered by Maple 7
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keep the chest hair Its sexy
but for other stuff use a triple edged shaver Be in the tub with soap Easier that way
2006-09-14 00:22:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Try waxing or one of those chemical hair removers. It lasts longer than shaving.
2006-09-14 00:19:25
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answered by auld mom 4
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Laser hair removal. Nair works to it lasts longer than shaving.
2006-09-14 02:16:17
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answered by angel2005_2001 5
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A review of the various hair removal methods is available at http://tinyurl.com/ob6tt
2006-09-14 13:36:50
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answered by Anonymous
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waxing is good, you can do it at home, but would recommend getting it done at a salon for your more sensitive bits down below.
2006-09-14 00:28:39
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answered by sparkleythings_4you 7
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