sorry girls,,,im only joking though...no harm ment...
2006-09-13 23:41:48 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and no im not gay....jesus its just a bit of fun...no reason for question. and no offence ment to women...its just a laugh...
2006-09-13 23:57:21 · update #1
Did you know that all babies are born males?
It's true.
And when the doctor slaps it's behind, the penis stays on the dumb ones.
lol.
2006-09-13 23:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Man did you open up a can of whop a** with this one, friend! Whew, I am of the female gender and let me tell you from the storm that is brewing in this question, You need to find a rathole and not comeout for a bout 5 days!
I would look for new material if I were you! lol
2006-09-14 08:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You've seen South Park The Movie, haven't you? What a line ....! My husband I was wound back (or whatever you do on a DVD) and watched it over and over, we were just cracking up at it. Hilarious film, you just can't take it seriously at all.
And I'm a girl and not a bit offended! Now give me 10 points ...
2006-09-14 06:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Orla C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i totally agree, , once i cut myself shaving... and blod everywhere.. spurt spurt... now i have a beard.. once trust is lost. you never get it back, now i only eat with a spoon, just in case.
Judging from the girlie answers, you may have meant something different, and im guessing your talking about whining, and i totally agree, how can girls whine for 5 days straight, and not die, are all mean the wussy or what, i'd kill mine after 3 days... bleedin whingers...
2006-09-14 07:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by yeah well 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur joke is funny and it made me laugh but it does go to prove that women are more superior then men, we bleed for days and don't die, we grow the human race inside us, on a bad day we have super strength to chase off wan@ers, do you know what i trust us either we sound like aliens...men run for your lives!!!!!! hahahhahahhahahahah
2006-09-14 17:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you nick that off Jasper Carrot? LOL
And five days is nothing, after child birth it can be 6 WEEKS ;o)
2006-09-14 06:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by DemonicaB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be really bored.
You ask the strangest questions.
I dont really trust men because they lie and cheat and thats about it.
2006-09-14 06:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
But you still wouldn't want to be seen without one at the Prom ;)
2006-09-14 07:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But you trust it enough to sh*g when you feel the urge. Ha ha
2006-09-14 07:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rude joke.
I dont like it, girls are gifted with it.
can you bleed 5 times and still live?
I know you do, you are a pimp :d
2006-09-14 07:26:07 · answer #10 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋