What do you think you would talk about?
2006-09-13 23:34:16 · 15 answers · asked by gogo gadget arms 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahahahaha, this is a great question!
I have often thought this myself and I think depending on how baked I was it would depend on the question. I would ask him if he missed his wife and then we would probably talk about the over obsession his followers had and why they are destroying the earth in his name.
I think the real question is, 'What kind of munchies would Jesus be munching on?'
Think about it,
poison munkeys
2006-09-13 23:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting "high" with Jesus? That's highly sacrilegious, to whatever faith you belong . To Christians He is God Himself, and to others a highly revered man.
However, given the opportunity what would one talk to Jesus about? Well, in faith we are with Him constantly, and we talk to Him about all our daily affairs, giving thanks and seeking guidance, and asking him to help us understand our faith.
There is a famous passage of Scripture where Jesus, after His resurrection, walked to a place called Emmaus with some guys who were troubled that the Person they thought had come to save them (from the Romans) had been crucified. He went through Scripture with them, explaining how His sacrifical blood was required, through faith, to save them from damnation, not the Romans.
2006-09-13 23:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by Malcolm 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funyons
2006-09-13 23:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, we'd talk about how all the holy-rollers are going to barbecue you when they answer your question.
Then I'd ask Jesus if he had any gum for my cotton-mouth.
2006-09-13 23:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you people insist on crucifing Jesus all over again .? Don't you know that he is the son of God, the God that allows you to take every breath that you take.
2006-09-13 23:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a stupid question and very offensive to Christians! I am an atheist but you still need to respect other peoples beliefs...geeze get a life!
2006-09-13 23:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WELL THAT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU OR ANYONE SO MAYBE YOU NEED TO PUT THAT TOKE DOWN AND COME BACK TO REALITY DO YOU KNOW THAT BLASPHEMY IS AN UNFORGIVABLE SIN NEED TO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AND TRY TO TAKE A MORE MATURE ATTITUDE ABOUT YOUR SOUL AND WHERE YOU ARE PLANNING TO SPEND ETERNITY PRAY AND PRAY FOR WISDOM
2006-09-13 23:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by jkpoet2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's the kind of questions u get when u invent that ur god was a human...face the music
2006-09-13 23:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt we'd talk much. I'd probably just come onto him.
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Okay, okay.... I'm comfortable admitting that I was raised Catholic. ;)
2006-09-14 00:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what he could turn the water into
2006-09-13 23:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by hope v 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋