Why is Sex is better than Golf ????

Answer 1

will 10 holes of golf last longer

Answer 2

Here is why sex is better than golf from a golfers perspective.

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Answer 3

Though the goal is the same to put your ball in the hole, the difference being one you want to get it in with the least number of strokes, the other, we'll just leave that up to your imagination!

The funny thing being I have had more 6 hour rounds in golf then sex but thanks to Viagra they both are now par for the course!

Answer 4

I think sex is better then golf because you cant have an orgasm from it. Plus sex is better then anything.

Answer 5

Never played golf.

Answer 6

who says? maybe for you, golf is better than sex, I think you're a big tease, and no production. Go back to your street corner

Answer 7

Do you mean 'Why is sex better than golf?'

Here is a question for you:

Why is sex better than cooking?

Answer 8

Because golf is sh¡t and sex is brilliant

Answer 9

heyyyyyyyyyyy in case you provide up contained in the middle to have a lager and a cheese burger you may bypass 4 or 5 circumstances.. with that a lot use.. it consistently revitalizes itself so no replace kit necessary... and its in basic terms unlawful to make funds from it contained in the eyes of the regulation

Answer 10

Because you can put it in 18 different holes while drinking beer before tiring out.