I tried being nice and straightforward about hanging out and doing something but she would always blow me off or come up with bullshit. So I tried the asshole approach and just TOLD her to 'get her *ss over here at 8' last week and it worked! I spent a blissful evening with a beautiful blonde, trying to finger her through her skirt on the ride home and trying to talk her into coming home to 'talk'. Well she agreed at first but then decided 'no' the last minute. Once again, I demanded she come over sunday and sure enough, she is coming. I said we would go bowling and I would bring her over for a 'back massage'. This is code for 'eat your p*ssy and ***** the hell out of you'. What are some good things I can say along with the massage to make sure she gives it up before the evening is over?
2006-09-13
22:11:06
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Atacataco
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