2006-09-13 21:28:59 · 27 answers · asked by KAMALESH K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because he sat on the wall
2006-09-13 21:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by lost one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE REAL CULPRIT:
GARFIELD...lol
he actually pushed Humpty Dumpty...
It wasnt even the wolf that haunted Little Red Riding Hood...It was the same GARFIELD...
(Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties)
2006-09-14 00:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by viztero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, he was sitting on this wall, but it was a stone wall. It wasn't a brick built one. There were bits of moss on it and such like, not to mention some rather crumbly bits of stone right where he was sitting. He wiggled a bit to get more comfortable and then an random crow just dive-bombed him (I think it had young crows nearby and was a bit skittish) and Humpty wobbled and flailed his arms around like a windmill, but to no avail.
He fell. And it was a great fall.
2006-09-13 21:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by retro_girl34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a GREAT fall as in a BIG fall. Not great as in good. Like having a great score or a great win. The nonsense of nursurt rhymes. We usually associate GREAT with the good things that happen but its not always the case. If someone had a GREAT loss you would know that it was a huge loss. Take great to mean huge.
2006-09-13 21:33:28 · answer #4 · answered by angeldust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is people like you who do that to Humpty Dumpty and promote non-vegetarianism ! I would like to have morons such as you arrested and paraded in the next FALL-Winter Fashion Show ! And by the way.....
How did it taste ???
2006-09-13 22:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by MilleniumPrankster 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard that it was a conspiracy. See the kings horses and kings men could have put him back together again, but they were hungry since the king was being mean, and not feeding them. So they pretended to call for a doctor, when in reality they called for a skillet. It was a pretty big one too. Oh and he didn't fall off the wall. He got down and was struck by a starving "kings men".
2006-09-13 21:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
coz all the king's horses and all the king's men will put humpty dumpty together again...
2006-09-13 21:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by sayhellotome 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becoz, my friend, he sat on the wall..! And because he had the brains of an eggcup
2006-09-13 21:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by spLinTer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He couldnt balance on the seat with just a pointy edge..
2006-09-13 21:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he sat up on a wall and he didnt have much *** to sit on.
2006-09-13 21:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Sherona B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋