. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
sleeping pills.
Wife:
When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
2006-09-13 21:16:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The best damn joke I've had in long time! My neck muscles hurt from laughing. I'm circulating it amongst friends. I know I shall be laughing for the next several days.
2006-09-13 22:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by WEBBADGER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's another one.
Why is marriage like a pack of cards??
Because he gives you a diamond to win his heart.
Then you need a club to kill him.
And a spade to bury him. hahaha
2006-09-14 04:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL - it is a lady kicking day 2day seems
2006-09-14 04:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its ok.. Though i like the pack of cards better..
2006-09-14 04:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and one for you
2006-09-14 05:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EASY 2 PTS ON YOU
2006-09-14 04:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by Spinning Times LLC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! LOL. That's a good one! LOL.
2006-09-14 09:34:19 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keeeeeeeeep the good work , LOL .... :)
2006-09-14 04:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by shady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah
2006-09-14 04:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by Lone Ranja™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it
2006-09-14 04:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋