And be decent! ;)
2006-09-13 20:36:05 · 9 answers · asked by sergeytsp 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do you never see a lawyer with hands in his pockets?
Because they are always in somebody elses pockets!!!
What do you call ten politicians chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Know why it is against the law to steal?
Because politicians and the rich don't like competition.
Do you know why people now have to ride horses down into the Grand Canyon?
They sent all their jackasses to Washington, DC
2006-09-13 20:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by FAT CAT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 23:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks up to his house and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing?” he exclaims.
The old man looks off in the distance without answering.
“Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he asks again.
The old man slowly looks at him and says, “Well This is your grandma’s idea., last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a STIFF NECK"
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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”
She giggles and says “No...it’s just mustard this time.”
2006-09-13 20:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the biggest joke is bey blade
2006-09-13 23:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by Solar Sarab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold your tongue with thumb & index finger and shout "tuck it, tuck it, tuck it" --- what do you say to your dad????
2006-09-13 20:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by SESHADRI K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a breakdancer with no arms r legs?????
cleverdi*k
2006-09-14 08:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by miss_n_impossible 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look! I am a Lion! MoOoOo! MoOoOo!
2006-09-13 20:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by Psycho Dyl to bite the dog! moo! 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A dyslexic walk into a bra. :)
2006-09-13 20:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat, when she was making love to your father, It looked like a threesome
2006-09-13 20:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by Dallas M 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋