Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”. “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
2006-09-13 20:08:39 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm Japanese and found it hilarious! I read your other jokes and am wondering if you write jokes for a living. Or a professional writer?
2006-09-16 18:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by Nanako 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Too bad some of these people are too politically correct and uptight to enjoy a joke.
2006-09-13 20:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile and feel bad for the chinese guy at the same time *even though it didnt really happen*
2006-09-13 20:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Same old prejudiced world, different day. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-14 02:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie!
2006-09-13 20:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,are u inventing it yourself?
2006-09-13 20:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he is so funny again! love it,
takeing a break ?
me to!
golf is not my game! lol
2006-09-13 20:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one!
2006-09-13 20:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ai
2006-09-13 21:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one...but how come they don't have Japanese checkers ??
2006-09-13 20:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋