Jenny awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling from his eyes as he sipped his coffee.
"What's the matter with you, my dear? Why are you down here at this time of the night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?"
"Yes, I do remember," she replied.
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"
"Yes, I do," she said, getting a little teary- eyed herself at his fond recollection.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know... I would have been released today."
2006-09-13 19:53:05 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
only you Pd funny
2006-09-14 04:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
Heres another 1 4 u..
SIPPING VODKA
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a
drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the
following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as
Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the **** out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take
this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".
12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.
Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
2006-09-13 20:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD it extremely is noticeably humorous...as long as Jamacans are not getting dissatisfied.... (he he to the guy who mentioned it approximately Italians- i think of it would be merely as sturdy for an Italian accessory)
2016-09-30 22:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by rotanelli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess it's kind of funny and it's nice that they stayed together that long especially if he would have rather been in jail ^_^
2006-09-13 19:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by margaret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is only 36...she must still be hot.....really funny joke !!!!
2006-09-13 19:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-13 21:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's what you call a shotgun wedding!
2006-09-13 20:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! that's one of the best!
2006-09-13 20:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha That's a good one!!!!
2006-09-13 19:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor old guy! LOL.
2006-09-14 02:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋