During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, "What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a big, sharp knife?"
The student replied, "Big ones!"
2006-09-13 18:43:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL :-)
2006-09-13 18:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married. So Johnny goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”
Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance - Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine”
By this time Mr Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an answer to.
After a second, Mr.Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says “Well, we’ve been lucky so far………”
Mr. Smith faints………….
2006-09-13 20:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all work on your creativity...
heres another joke..
president george bush let loose a bunny in a forrest and told three military armies to find it
first the fbi ran in and burned the forest down after a couple hours of fustrating work.
they got fired...
the cia went in and questioned every rock and plant and came out a week later and said that bunnies do not exist
later the swat team went in and two hours later they came out with a badly beaten bear yelling "okay ! okay ! im a bunny!!! im a bunny!!!"
2006-09-13 18:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by daniel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A guy wanted to go hunting, so he got his gear together with his rifle and went to call on a friend. He knocked on his friend's door, and when he answered, the hunter said, "hey you wanna go huntin'?" His friend said, "I'm game." So he shot him.
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2006-09-14 19:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the big steps will make him get stabbed quicker, what a bassoon. nice joke i guess. i need sleep. peace.
2006-09-13 19:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by Flabbergasted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke makes absolutly no sense at all!
2006-09-13 18:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I agree, and fast ones at that!! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-14 02:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... running away is the best defense of course! :)
2006-09-13 19:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its kinda funny lol
2006-09-13 19:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by msladykay2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it was a mall knife, then he would take a small step?? lol. dats funny
2006-09-13 18:45:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wise student......fast thinker......couldn't have said it better myself...thank you....*_*
2006-09-15 02:11:59 · answer #11 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋