A skunk and a duck were in the forest. The duck was upset. The skunk asked the duck what was wrong.
"I don't know what I am" said the duck.
"what do you mean" said the skunk.
"I don't know what I am"
"well let's see," said the skunk.
"You have a bill. You have feathers. You have webbed feet. You must be a DUCK"
"Yeah!" said the duck. "That's it! I'm a duck! I always wanted to be a duck!"
So they went along further in the forest. Then the skunk stopped.
"What's wrong?" asked the duck.
The skunk said, "Come to think of it, I don't know what I am either."
"well, let's see" said the duck.
"You're black. AND you're white. And you stink. That means you must be a Puerto Rican."
2006-09-13 18:35:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that's funny, I think I just peed a little.
2006-09-13 18:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS DOWN RIGHT RUDE!!!!!I HAVE PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS, AND THEY ARE THE NICEST PEOPLE AROUND!!! THEY SHOWER JUST AS MUCH AS NORMAL HUMANS AND DON'T STINK AS MUCH AS SOME OTHERS DO.
2006-09-14 01:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle, giggle
2006-09-14 01:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the correct last line should have said:
"you're black and you're white....you must be Michael Jackson"
...much funnier
2006-09-14 02:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank-you for the smile.Very cute.
2006-09-14 02:04:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats nice..?
2006-09-14 03:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats cool!!
2006-09-14 01:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are one sick bastard.
2006-09-14 02:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's mean.
2006-09-14 01:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by devilish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm..................
2006-09-14 09:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋