2006-09-13 18:24:15 · 7 answers · asked by Dutch 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well I have some amusing bumper stickers, enjoy!
IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally,
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON"
2006-09-13 19:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dog and Chuck" , "Blue Gray", and "Kayaking." - SO THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO CHEER YOU UP!!??!!
You obviously like the outdoors. Are you in a 'gloomy' climate like Portland or Ontario? Or are you restricted from getting outdoors.
Imagine yourself in the happenest moment that you've experienced. For me it was with my friends and family in Hawaii and I remember the grains of sand falling from my fingers as the breeze cooled us, and the ocean waves purred us to sleep.
Find your resting place in nature and if it doesn't cheer you up so to speak - at least it will allow you to find peace.
- It's that 'quiet' space that they say 'go to'. - you need to figure out what that is for you.
2006-09-14 01:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur avatar hardly suggests that u need us to cheer u up ! instead of asking others to cheer u up may be u should try cheering all those people up who r sulking today.in return,u will feell happy and we'll not have to send anything to cheer up.have a great day !
2006-09-14 01:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by S S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no matter what God loves you !!!!!! YOU have a purpose on this earth and you need to get with it....... smile the sun will come out tomorrow !!!!!!! HI there good lookin....... How r u this fine and beautiful nite ???? God bless
2006-09-14 01:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Annie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheer up!!!!
hope that helps
2006-09-14 01:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
asdf
2006-09-14 01:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by guru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I had porkchops for dinner,,,and what??
2006-09-14 01:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by E.M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋