1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
2006-09-13 16:50:38 · 25 answers · asked by pink_latina 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "i choose you pikachu!"
2006-09-13 16:50:59 · update #1
LOL LOL That one was funny, pink_latina, I still can't stop Laughing Out Loud! LOL LOL
2006-09-13 17:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Danny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will definitely try 8, 15 and 16.....Walmart Rocks
2006-09-14 01:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love these! i've seen them a couple times tho. my favorite thing is playing hide and seek at the super walmart in lousisana. it's awesome cuz we're just visiting my grandparents, so we won't be coming back, and won't get into (too much) trouble! and you hafta yell and run all around a lot. hella funny too see ppl's reaction when ur running around screaming "PEACH COBBLER APPLE PIE! WHOEVER'S NOT READY HOLLER AYE!!" *sigh* good times...good times...lol
2006-09-14 00:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by olivia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are hilarious!! I am sending them to my sister, she loves to do stuff like this. She used to walk around walmart and ask all the employees where the nearest walmart was. I am not sure how many times she has been kicked out!! I love these. thanks!!
2006-09-14 01:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone sent me this email when I was in highschool. That was back in 1999. lol. Some of it is pretty funny.
2006-09-13 23:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My gfavorite is putting a bag of m&ms on hold
2006-09-13 23:54:36 · answer #6 · answered by thinktink_n_pink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this on myspace about 1 year ago.....it's funny as heck....I want to try a few soon!
2006-09-13 23:52:26 · answer #7 · answered by Ricknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed point 11 which was "pull out an early 19th century sub machine gun and fire at anything that moves"
2006-09-13 23:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by Sweet&Sour 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Have races with the electric buggys.
2006-09-13 23:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Stacey B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this a long time ago, but it is still funny
2006-09-14 00:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋