You can use the word in whatever form ie flash a smile, flash light, etc, make it as funny as possible... not gross though.
2006-09-13 16:22:16 · 8 answers · asked by Hermione Granger 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right. I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
It's a gas! Gas! Gas!
Jumping Jack Flash, its a gas
Jumping Jack Flash, its a gas
Jumping Jack Flash, its a gas
Jumping Jack Flash, its a gas
Jumping Jack Flash
2006-09-13 16:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by stl34 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was once a superhero named Flash,
Who is short of some cash,
He went into singing,
Did a bit of dancing,
But in the end he fell in the pool with a splash.
So, there goes plan A for Flash,
The second idea to get his cash,
He went to the Queen,
Gave his best bow & asked how she's been,
Instead he ended up knocking her & fell with a crash.
Alas! Alas! Poor miserable Flash,
Thrown into jail, still without any cash,
He thought of suicide,
Using cyanide,
But instead he mistakenly took some laughing gas.
2006-09-13 17:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A guy that dressed like Flash Gordon goes to town.
Another guy says to him "Are you Flash Gordon?" sarcastically,
and he said "No".
Other guy says "Why not?"
He says "Because the name Flash Gordon has already been taken"
Other guy says "Than what are you?"
He says "I'm Nodrog Hsalf!"
OR
He says "I'm a mawg. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best
friend."-from Spaceballs
You choose the outcome :)
2006-09-13 17:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by Danny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two old ladies approached on the beach
by a pervert who flashed them each
Surprised by the bloke
the oldest had a stroke
The other gal tried but couldnt reach.
2006-09-13 19:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by SASHA123 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Watch FLASHballs
2006-09-14 09:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Russianator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man name Flash.
He had a problem dealing with gas.
He queezed and he pushed
And soon came out mush
For his problem of gas has been passed.
Eww....lol
2006-09-13 16:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by >???<Chinita>???< 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I met you I saw a flash
I got crazy with your little touch
even that you left me a rash
I am still want you to be in touch
2006-09-13 16:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Yami 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i ran to the window to throw up the sash only to catch my old man as he flashed. flash flash throw up the sash please don't watch me as i show my as
2006-09-13 16:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋