A life insurance agent was speaking with a would-be client. After a long presentation of the risks of not buying the policy, the man was still a bit hesitant. "I feel that you're trying to frighten me into a hasty decision.
"Oh, no, I would never do such a thing!" the agent assured him. "I'll tell you what - Sleep on it tonight. IF you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know your decision."
2006-09-13 15:22:17 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-09-13 17:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by yasmin k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was not funny at all. Sounds like the agent was a high-pressure salesman.
2006-09-13 22:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by Niche Jerk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To which the man replied"on second thought I'd like to take out a policy on you!"
2006-09-13 22:28:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After my pal George Burns turned 90 he'd say,
"Every mornining I look in the mirror.
If I'm still alive, I shave and make breakfast."
2006-09-13 22:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats kind of funny
2006-09-13 22:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by Antonio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-09-13 22:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to good but not the worst i have heard
2006-09-13 22:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worse
2006-09-13 22:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZZZZZ! ZZZZZ! HUH! WHAH?
2006-09-13 22:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha is he going to die??
2006-09-14 02:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋