There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth."
The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot."
The first professor says "Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat dinner."
The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off.
The second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave."
Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.
Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay says, "Well listen. My father told me to find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done. That is stupid if I've ever heard it."
Sam says "Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me which penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave."
2006-09-13 15:18:18 · 19 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey! Stop talking about my kids! Don't tell them they're related!
2006-09-13 15:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 22:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb[Kids] & Dumber[Dads}
2006-09-13 15:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RONTLMAO........truly like father like son. now we know which dad is the bigger idiot........or is it the son? oh heck now I'm confused;)
2006-09-13 15:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that sound like worst than the three strooages lol
2006-09-13 15:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew Zajac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a cute joke
2006-09-13 15:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by none of your biz. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dats cool
2006-09-13 19:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so stupid it made me laugh and was funny.. I like it! keep 'em coming
2006-09-13 15:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-13 19:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was cute
2006-09-13 16:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋