one day a man is at a casino playing the one arm bandits when he notices a frog sitting next to him. 'ribbit,' says the frog, 'use this machine.' a little weirded out, the man nevertheless swaps machines, and what do you know, his first go and he lands a jackpot.
'jeepers!' he thinks. the frog then says, 'ribbit, now use the machine over there.' so the man goes over to the machine and sits down, and straight away the coins are pouring out all over him. I’m on a really good thing here,' he think to himself, and decides to take the frog to Las Vegas where the big money is at. so that night the man and the frog board a plane and arrive there the following day
after playing the tables for only ten minutes the man is a millionaire, thanks entirely to the frog and his strange lucky ways
he say, 'frog, I don’t know how to repay you. what can I do to show my appreciation?'
the frog replies, 'ribbit, ribbit, kiss me.' the man figures, well, why not, if that would make the frog happy, so be it. So be it. So he gives the frog a big sloppy kiss and the frog magically turns into a gorgeous 15 year old girl
‘and that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room
2006-09-13 15:08:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's the reason you are standing in front of the judge explaining yourself to him or her. The joke was truly funny until I found out the girl was only 15.
2006-09-14 02:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-13 15:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahh if only the Brothers Grimm knew about this one.
2006-09-13 15:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO :D Thats a good 1. Nice. :) They never get old! I read it like billoinz of times and they never get old! =)
2006-09-13 15:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey that means he was in a court and accused of rape of that girl?? It was nice
2006-09-13 19:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats histarical well not really but its funny
2006-09-13 16:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sexy/Smart in LA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh that is freakin funny!!
2006-09-13 15:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by r_u_kidding 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so the girl was in a curse.
2006-09-13 15:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!! hahaha lolz.. he's in trouble
2006-09-13 15:19:16 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was cute...if you like pedophiles!
2006-09-13 16:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by stylist1281978 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋