2006-09-13 14:56:22 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No you are just full of hot air.
2006-09-13 14:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by jusme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christopher Walken one said that he speaks in 5 degrees of subtext. He said "pass the salt" could have 5 different meanings.
But I think you'd pop if you never passed gas. Perhaps you do it in your sleep. Only your dog knows for sure.
2006-09-13 22:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by AntiDisEstablishmentTarianism 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about being The Chosen One, but I bet you're pretty backed up!
2006-09-13 21:58:34 · answer #3 · answered by JEFFAVEGRL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
I thought you might be interested in some facts about what your missing out on! Whatever has given you the notion that not farting puts you on a higher plane? Here's hoping you will soon experience the "earthly" pleasure of passing wind!
2006-09-13 22:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by Silva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the chosen ONE. Wait until you are in the flight between USA and Europe. I think you have always been in TEXAS ranches - Ha ha ha ha.
2006-09-13 22:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many are called but few are chosen
2006-09-13 22:03:30 · answer #6 · answered by jamnjims 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that is scary. Does your breath stink? And trust me you arent the Chosen One.. something could be wrong with your digestive system, who knows :P
2006-09-13 21:57:44 · answer #7 · answered by vooshoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend who is 29 and has never burped. Perhaps you can be Co-Chosen?
2006-09-13 22:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by Bug's Mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better start tieing a rope around yourself and a heavy object b4 you go to sleep I wouldn't want you to float out the window sinns you have 2 reasons to get high now.
2006-09-13 22:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, u r the chosen one to be full of ****.
2006-09-13 21:58:30 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋