...choice? And does that go in the front or the back?
2006-09-13 14:50:44 · 32 answers · asked by HughGRection 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You should use a soda can
2006-09-14 11:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by candidworker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I recommend either a bannana or better yet a whole pickel - the pickel gives you the semi look while a bannana can seem a little un-natural depending on the pleat of your pants.
Your going to need a support system for this, so try threading some lanyard through one end of the pickel and tieing it around your waist, that way you can even use it, if you know what I mean, if she's not paying any attention.
Good luck man, and if all else fails use a pump.
Oh yeah, the front.
2006-09-13 14:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What year is this? If you think you're going to meet anyone
worth your time by putting a potato down your pants; you
are sadly mistaken.
"Nice" girls do not choose their potential boyfriend by
the size of a person's anatomy!!!
Forget the potato or any other vegetables for that matter.
Be yourself, join a club, put yourself out there to meet someone.
Front or back? Are you serious?
2006-09-13 14:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're kidding, right? I've never laughed so hard as I have reading the other answers. I have to admit, they're right on target. You don't need veggies. What happens when you get her bed? What will her reaction be? You plan to do it with a potato? I think I would recommend a carrot. Oh, and incidentally, it does go in the front unless you want to look like you've grown a tail. Why not just use what nature put there... I presume you know how to use it...
2006-09-13 15:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, not a potato, put your hand down your pants, in the front or back and see how that goes.
2006-09-13 14:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by lcsotter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm potato I was thinking more along the lines of a large Squash........in the front of course with the pointed side out....Good luck with that..lol
I love your questions sooo amusing, thx for the laughs!!
2006-09-13 14:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by KansasCityGirl26 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was kinda thinking you could use one of those oblong balloons, I mean hey even if she is dissapointed and doesnt want to play with your real package, then you could give her the balloon as a parting gift... ROFL.
Hun, with a name like HughGrection, you have nothing to worry about... LOL.
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2006-09-14 03:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO... I like the whole idea of a potatoe... it would do wonders for me as a woman... but if u put it in the back... i would be thinkING "something" is touching cloth!
2006-09-13 14:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by sandrawiltzen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think about it, yes you would get the attention in your crotch area. But is that really what you want-girls who's attention is solely based on how big your crotch looks? (And then if you do wind up finding a girl-she could be disappointed or figure out your ploy)
It just seems bad all around.
2006-09-13 14:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by autumnsgem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, women really don't look down at the package until they're about to get some and then it doesn't matter. how would "she" feel if she grabbed your package and it fell down your leg? Or put a fingernail thru it? Use your brain and don't do anything like that.
2006-09-13 14:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by breaker_1020 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that's so funny. I'm pretty sure you want to put it in the front.
I know somebody who did something similar. My friend got one of those toy rubber snakes and cut it in half. He put it in his pants and positioned it...ahem...accordingly. Then he went clubbing and got TONS of phone numbers that night. Amazing! I guess size does matter, eh?
2006-09-13 15:01:32 · answer #11 · answered by . 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋