One day a guy was sitting at a bar in Chicago and looked over and saw this guy that looked exactly like him. He said to the guy, "Hey! You look just like me!"
The other man agreed and asked, "Where are you from?"
The first guy answered, "Chicago."
"Me too!" said the second guy. "What street do you live on?"
"Forty-Ninth Street," answered the first guy.
"Me too!" said the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. "What's your address?"
"951."
"Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?"
"John and Cathy," said the first guy.
"Me too!" shouted the second guy. "I wonder if we're related!?"
Meanwhile, the bartenders were changing shifts and the guy coming on asked if anything is new.
"No," said the first bartender, "Just the Smith twins, drunk again."
2006-09-13
14:47:59
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2006-09-13
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