FUNNIEST GETS BEST ANSWER LOL MAKE ME CRACK UP!
2006-09-13 14:35:03 · 22 answers · asked by Christina G. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ummm the 1st answerer didnt make me laugh......C'mon ppl be funny.
2006-09-13 14:37:43 · update #1
when she sits around the house ''she sits around the house''
2006-09-13 14:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so fat she would have been on E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma's so old that when I told her to act her age she died.
Do you know the difference between yo momma and The Titanic? The Titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still haven't seen all of her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed ten minutes of the show!
Yo momma's so fat that when she wants her son to hug her he has to call 10 of his friends to help him hug her!
Yo momma's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Oh and I think this one is hilarious! Yo momma's so ugly she makes blind kids cry!!! lol
2006-09-13 15:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by ♥MG789♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mamas so stupid that when she saw the YMCA sign, she said hey they spelled MACYs wrong
YOUR MAMA IS SOO FAT, WHEN SHE COMES INTO A BUFFET, SHE GETS A GROUP DISCOUNT.
YOUR MAMA IS SOO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO THE BEACH, ALL THE WHALES SING, “ WE ARE FAMILY!”
ur mommas so old htat her pets were in noah's ark
ur mommas so old her birth certificate was in roman numerals
ur mammas so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
2006-09-13 17:12:58 · answer #3 · answered by meirulin1134 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2006-09-13 14:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she called an operator and she said "How long does it take to go to Florida from California?" The operator says "Just one minuite" Then she said "ok" and she hung up.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.
Yo mama so thin when she turns around, people say hey! whered u go
2006-09-13 15:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order...
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone
2006-09-13 15:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so stupid she thinks her daughter can get good jokes from the people on yahoo answers.
2006-09-13 14:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Niche Jerk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid, she took the pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
2006-09-13 15:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Scofflow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat..
when she fell and broke her leg gravy poured out.
It old but that is the one I remember.
2006-09-13 15:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by Angie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
2006-09-13 14:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by Brian S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma teeth are so yellow when she smile everybody was lookin 4 shade.
you momma is so black when she got cut she was bleedin oil
2006-09-13 15:13:08 · answer #11 · answered by youngcasey_20 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋