Why do you refuse the Flying Spaghetti Monster? He loves you, and when you accept him into your heart it will be the best thing that ever happened to you...Proof of his existance is all around you and YOU, yourself is proof of his existance...why do you refuse him? Do you think we all evolved from some sort of homosapien or the world was created by a big bang? Obviously, the FSM, which has always existed and is, was, and will be everything created it! PLZ...I only tell you cuz i want your souls to get tht beer volcano and stripper.
2006-09-13 14:32:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mockery..I think christianity is mocking my religion...Pastafarians have existed for 2007 years, we just have been very secretive.
2006-09-13 14:36:07 · update #1
lol sarge....you should know that doesn't work. They say stuff like 'prove he doesn't' and 'I know he is there! The bible says so!'
2006-09-13 14:49:39 · update #2
haha You are awesome.
I believe in the FSM! I truly believe (and I don't smoke lol)
You crack me up!
2006-09-13 14:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One looks at the gastronomic horror that is The Olive Garden and one can't help but ask WHY??? Why does this exist if there is a loving FSM? Sorry, but until the Olive Garden goes out of existence, I can not accept the FSM.
2006-09-13 21:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I lol'd. I may be biased as a fellow Pastafarian, but that was a good troll.
Very good use of a misleading tagline, good consistent - but readable - netspeak, good use of misunderstood terminology with "homosapien".
All in all, a solid 8.5. Would have been even better with either mention of pirates or ASCII. Or an ASCII pirate! Man, that would get you a ten, I think.
2006-09-13 21:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by The Lurkdragon 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just give it straight to the brainwashed fanatics. Simply tell them that the Bible is a flawed, man-made book, full of fantasy and nonsense. You beat around the bush too much with corny rantings.
2006-09-13 21:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know people are entitled to their own beliefs but, if people would just give Him a chance.
Why can't they just listen to Pastafarians who are only concerned that they won't get to experience the glory of a beer volcano and stripper factory.
RAmen
2006-09-13 21:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
All hail the mighty FSM! Repent nonbelievers!
2006-09-13 21:46:21 · answer #6 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah you are back I love the FSM with all my heart and soul the only I love more than the FSM is strippers
2006-09-13 21:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin E 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Spaghetti Monster is in my tummy...he went past my heart by way of my esophogus. And you're right, he is good and he does love me!
2006-09-13 21:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jim Darwen has worn that one out on here already.
2006-09-13 21:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by Who am I? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ohhhh stopp your killing meee hah aha ha ha hahhhaaaaa
rofl lol pmsl and every laugh you can get. yeah this was awesome i loved it! pore it on show them how obviously stupid they sound!!!
ha ha ha ha amazing! i love it can i ask this question myself later???
amazing
solitary practitioner of wicca and wizardry
mournyngwolf
2006-09-13 21:38:54 · answer #10 · answered by mournyngwolf 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋