What was the WORST or FUNNIEST job or work experience've ever had? I'mm collecting stories for my blog.

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Answer 1

I had a woman come in for training, she was studying for a degree and thought she was more qualified because she had read all about it but had never done a day of hands on work in her life. I was her supervisor but she had age over me and her so called "experience" out of her text books. She was upsetting my staff and the clients and trying to override my decisions. Finally i had had enough. She only had two days remaining with us but no way would she let up..and this was long hours and physically and mentally tiring. At the end of the day we all sat around and had a coffee for hand over time. I voluteered to make the coffee's. I stirred a half of a pack of chocolate laxatives into hers and told her it was mocha chocolate...she gulped it down and asked for another....fearing a real mishap i told her that was all i had but made her another coffee.
The next moning i bagan my shift sure that i would get a phone call telling me she had the runs and must have caught a tummy bug and couldnt come in. I was a little guilty and worried...but looking forward to a peaceful day without miss "know it all".
But brighter and earlier than ever she arrived , with a huge smile on her face, "good morning" she smiles yawning and stretching with a renewed look of relaxation on her face. "I have had the best sleep i have had in ages she said" and went about her work with renewed vigor but less of the forceful approach she had initially come with. He last two days were the best...and she went away thanking me profusely for a great experience...i was still thrilled to see the back of her......but to this day i have to laugh that i did her a favour rather than an injustice....she obviously had a lot "crap bottled up inside".....haha

Answer 2

OK.Im a foreighner so sorry if there are some mistakes. Here is the story. I used to rent a room (being a student) in a house with an old lady (70 or around there and what was particularly characteristic about her - she had no one eye I mean she had it BUT artificial - she lost it somehow, don't know the story).So,she was very nice to me.Every morning she used to come to my room and wake me up -"Sweetie,wake up I already prepared the breakfast!" One morning she comes to my room as usually aaaand - imagine - me still very sleepy, kind of difficult to open the eyes, finally waking up and guess what I see in front of me - This old lady smiling with one blue eye and another white - she forgot to put it the right way...and the iris was all the way down - Huh...I was terrified..That was kind of weird and funny at the same time experience..

Answer 3

It develop into humorous to me to bypass artwork as a style tester at a grocery organization's try kitchen. We were given a set of substances and a recipe to attempt if the education were easy adequate for human beings to stick with. The worst interest I had develop into inventorying and packing up damaged products for this same grocery organization. We had to do about one hundred pallets worth in an 8 hour shift. The worst section develop into the dry detergent flying round from damaged bins and there develop into no airconditioning in that warehouse.

Answer 4

I use to work in a call center that made medical equipment. In fact the word "Laboratory" was in the company's name.

One day, while I have a trainee on the two way, I answer the phone as usual, "Thank you for calling ***** Laboratory products, My name is ****. How may I help you?"

A timid voice on the other end goes, "It hurts when I pee."

I paused for a second, and then repeated my introduction.

The voice on the other end, now a little perturbed goes, "It hurts when I pee. I need an appointment."

Quelling my need to burst out laughing I very professionally go, "Uh, sir, we manufacture medical equipment, we do not do lab testing."

The guy on the other end is now irate. "Look, I had an appointment with you guys before when I had the clap, now stop dicking around and let me make an appointment."

I assured the guy that we did not do that, and asked him to read me the number he called. Apparently he did not know that he dialed 800 instead of 866.

I signed off by telling him to check the number he was dialing, because his luck with women obviously spilled over to his ability to dial numbers.

The trainee I was with did not stop laughing for ten minutes.

Answer 5

i had started a new job at a store and there was this 40 yr old lady who was always bitchy to me for some reason. well when they got a new manager she decided to start making up stories about me to try to get me fired. she would say i always had friends in the store and childish things like that. i mean come on im 17 and shes 40 how dumb is she?!

Answer 6

A coworker once said he was called out to fix a pc that was inserting spaces randomly when a woman was typing. She had very large breasts that were hitting the space bar. He had to explain it to her. Maybe made up.

Answer 7

LETS SEE I WAS BABYSITTING (AND IM FORGETFUL) SO I PUT 3 CHILDREN IN TIME OUT AND 2 OF EM GOT UP TO PLAY CUZ THEY KNOW IM FORGETFUL WHILE THE OTHER CHILD JUST SAT THERE WAITING TO BE OUT OF TIME OUT. IT WAS LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF BEFORE I REALIZED THAT THE OTHER CHILD WAS STILL SITTING THERE. I FELT HORRIBLE.

Answer 8

phone sex operator