HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Out of every ten things she says, nine are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
2006-09-13 13:32:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL the description fits
^_^ i think i'm a hard disk internet virus girl
what do you think?
thanks
2006-09-13 14:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 22:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! one of my favorites!!
im more of a hard disc girl, the rest dont really apply to me, i can think of so many others i know that do fit them perfectly!
2006-09-14 01:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great! I guess I am virus at home and windows at work.
2006-09-13 14:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAF I am the windows,multimedia, virus girl :)
2006-09-13 14:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Not bad for a woman.
2006-09-13 13:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by leyte6519 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a multimedia girl
2006-09-13 13:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by niecy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, oh i got a virus girl with me
2006-09-13 20:46:04 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAM Girl And we all should be! LOL
2006-09-13 15:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by Angie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay , you have a lot of time on your hands ...LOL
2006-09-13 13:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋