Yesterday, through the power of Jesus Christ my lord, I covered myself in blue body paint and intricate designs that hold magical powers and, through the lord's love, levitated a 2 ton bus and threw it through a brick wall!
SEE! The possibilities are endless when you accept the lord. I have heard similiar stories from my fellow christians also...Isn't his love amazing?
2006-09-13 13:25:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Np angel. i went to your answers home,, searched your qeustions reported your question that included adult themes and the s word and all is good ;).
2006-09-13 13:54:13 · update #1
Elmo is my hero. hahahahaha
2006-09-13 14:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wonderful thing about the Lord Jesus Christ is you can laugh at him, spit on his love for you all you want, yet when you come to a point in your life that you need him, he will be there, not laughing but giving you what you need. I hope that despite your callousness and hatred the Lord continues to bless you.
2006-09-13 20:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by cyunos 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mm, nice use of misleading opening. Body is kinda obvious, though. Consistent use of good spelling, but you lose points for not either capsing or ALLCAPSING "lord".
I'd give you a 6/10.
2006-09-13 20:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by The Lurkdragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah dude Gods love is utterly amazing. He could even forgive you, and me too.
Oh by the way the proctologist just called he said he found your head.
2006-09-13 21:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by timjim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i perfer to think it was the body paint and magickal powers in the designs, love had nothing to do with it anyway.
2006-09-13 20:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, His love is amazing....awesome in fact.
The boys in the white coats will be by soon to take you to church for "special service".
2006-09-13 20:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by tjjone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure Jesus is laughing too, but for different reasons.
2006-09-13 20:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you realize that He suffered and died for your sins, then His love will no longer be a joke to you but something truly AWESOME!!!
2006-09-13 20:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a living proof of the Afghan's dope user!! Keep it on.
2006-09-13 20:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
roll another blunt and watch the replys come rolling in. smoke on, you stoner.
2006-09-13 20:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋