For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?" Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ................. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ..................... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .......................................Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ........................................Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......................................Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......................................Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......................................Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .......................................Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like.......................................Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......................................Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-09-13 13:22:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL
2006-09-13 13:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
firstly...I dont think of that the assertion "women seek for to purchase love with intercourse" is actual intercourse could be an expression of love particular, and a few women do use it to get what they %. yet what relating to the girls who % to attend till marriage...maximum of them dont have a real no longer common time looking a guy to love them. women's sexual top, is 30-35 years previous, lot of positive looking 40, 50 year previous women obtainable who're nonetheless very sexual lively. (you won't think of so now, provide it some years) I examine someplace that fifty% of couples age 80 and older are nonetheless getting it on. (eww and yaa all an identical time, lol) Fuels no, despite if it does make a contribution. "19 to 34 accounted for just about 20 p.c. of nonsurgical strategies" So it is not basically the previous women getting cosmetic surgical operation.
2016-11-07 06:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one
2006-09-13 13:44:43 · answer #3 · answered by leyte6519 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i started crackin up laughin when i saw the 12th n 13th answers.
2006-09-13 13:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Kate B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to fill some in
2006-09-14 11:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur preaching is bore
2006-09-13 14:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are like..... what? it's missing
2006-09-13 13:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by ariel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
14 men are like your makeup -------------you can't live without them!
2006-09-13 13:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
preach
2006-09-13 13:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by niecy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty good!
2006-09-13 14:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋