Or do the "expert" Jesus-freaks fail to see "Mission Accomplished" written in the Gospels long before the crucifixion of Two Thieves Jesus:
Matthew 11:15 - "The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised, and the poor HAVE THE GOSPEL PREACHED TO THEM."
Luke 9:6 - "And they departed and went through the towns, PREACHING THE GOSPEL, and healing everywhere."
Why 4 Gospels for 1 crucifixion, 2 thieves, 2 Jesus crosses, 2 unnamed, and none named after Christ?
Why not just one Gospel of Christ?
I want you freaks to take a deep breath and count to thirteen before you attempt to answer this question.
2006-09-13 13:05:19 · 9 answers · asked by mythkiller-zuba 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HOW DO YOU TAKE THE BIBLE THEN?
WITH A TOUCH OF SALT OR STANDING ON YOUR HEAD OR TRYING TO READ IT UP SIDE DOWN?
OR SHOULD YOU USE THE RED-PRINT VERSION WHERE THE WORDS OF JESUS ARE PRINTED RED, AND WHICH SHOULD REALLY BE MULTI-COLOURED SO THE FALSE WITNESSING OF THE GOSPELS CAN BE SEEN FOR ALL ITS COLOURFUL LIES.
I NEVER MADE SUCH SILLY EXCUSES WHILE I WAS A CHRISTIAN, I JUST KEPT PLUGGING FOR THE TRUTH.
2006-09-14 15:29:43 · update #1
First I am not Christian, but I am going to answer this one the best I can.
The gospels were written at different times, by different people, none of which actually witnessed the life or death of Jesus. They received their information in a "hand me down" sort of way. The gospels were written for different people at different times to suit different needs.
If you read all the gospels you will see many discrepancies, including different birth places for Jesus.
You must remember the Bible was a book written by men.
I am not trying to tick off any Christians, I hope that this is not taken that way. I believe we all have our own path, I am just stating fact.
2006-09-13 13:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol, why would this question upset anyone?
BECAUSE, these stories are interesting for ONE REASON. They are told from "different points of view." One of them was a Tax Collector and his has alot of numerical values in it, Luke, I believe. He has at least 10 different Parables written in his (the record) and also has specific numbers about certain items.
Another one was into law and thus his "Genealogy" is called the "Legal Genealogy" because it shows the Inheritance of Christ through "legal" means, not just through the people.
Another shows it through the eyes of a healer and talks more about diseases and the healing processes. Are you seeing the theme here? They ALL HAD A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE AND IT WAS IMPORTANT IN THE STORIES THEY HAD TO TELL!
Also, the first Gospel was written like 10 years after Christs death so there was plenty of time for the Preaching work to begin throughout the nations and for congregations to be "settled." This gave them a chance to "sit" and write once Christianity was seeded and no longer an infant that could die at anytime.
As far as a Gospel of Christ, we have it. Its called the New Testament. GREAT QUESTION!
2006-09-13 13:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
regrettably, this may be a solid time so you might study The DaVinci Code. The convention they communicate approximately in it, i don't bear in ideas the call of it, became held to confirm which of the gospels written (out of one hundred or greater) may be the expert doctrine of the Church. not greater, no much less. No conspiracy, no extraordinary theories. Representatives from each and every sect of Chrisianity have been given mutually and agreed that the gospels preached right this moment might represent the religion. Why they desperate Jesus' very own gospel wasn't to be risk-free.... i don't understand. there is a few solid risk nevertheless that Jesus not at all wrote one (writing became a uncommon skill in 0 BC), and that each and all the gospels positioned forth by ability of others claiming to be his have been desperate to be polluted. we are probable not at all going to appreciate.
2016-10-14 23:36:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you asking? Why there are 4 Gospels?
Because the Gospel is the whole point of the Bible. It tells us how to be saved. It bears repeating. And why, exactly, do you care anyway?
As for freaks, I'd say anyone who's daring to challenge the Word of God is a freak.
2006-09-13 13:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by p2of9 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The crucifixion is written in all of the synoptic gospels. Does your mommy know you are on the computer?
2006-09-13 15:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by Not perfect, just forgiven 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because at that time, everyone knew what crucificion was, there was no need to describe it in detail. (Though it does help us further see Jesus' love for us. ) That's your answer.
Thanks for ridiculing me because of Jesus. I am proud to be called a Child of the King. Oh, the term "Jesus-Freak" fits well.
2006-09-13 14:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by historybuff2009 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I never seriously answer a troll's question, cause you don't really want any answer. This is simply to badger christians. Was it fun? Okay, you can go take your meds now.
2006-09-13 13:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Zyprexa is in your medicine cabinet. I'm sure you can find it and take it. It will help you. Go look now. We'll wait.
2006-09-13 13:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well you see evrything you just said isnt true...the bible is a lie and god doesnt exist.. sorry....
2006-09-13 13:08:00 · answer #9 · answered by Skeeterbug M 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋