Not that I wanna sign up, it freaks me out. I just find it very interesting. What are some beliefs that they teach??? Don't say human sacrifices, cuz that's not even an original joke!
2006-09-13 12:42:58 · 16 answers · asked by Smirx 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Church of Satan doesn't even require that you believe in Satan. They chose Satan because he is seen as the headpeace of everything anti-God. Their big theme is to do whatever you want because there is no God and to care about anyone else is stupid because there is no afterlife. It's not about worshiping Satan.
2006-09-13 12:46:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
All you want to know is here:
http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html
Here is the application for membership: Though it's quite unnecessary, it's for those that still feel they need to belong:
http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/CS%20Active%20Application.pdf
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967
[Spanish, Croation]
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
2006-09-13 19:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Church of Satan was founded in my home town of San Francisco (yippee for me). I don't know much about it, but it seemed like a pretty innocuous operation. The founder, Anton La Vey, lived in my neighborhood and a newspaper article on him and his outfit made it all seem pretty harmless. He never bothered me, anyway. But he's long gone now (or is he???).
2006-09-13 20:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by stacy in sf 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Strange, you ask how to join and then you say you don't want to join, which is it? You cannot mess with the Satanic church or you might be part of the rituals. If you are serious about joining then put in another question and I will give you the details.
Be afraid, be very afraid!!!!!
2006-09-13 19:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by white61water 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There is only one thing you need to know about TRUE Satanism. Their nearly most important objective is to break ALL TEN commandments. So when you say human sacrifices being a joke? You may want to rethink that one. From what I have read and learned, its one sick twisted cult.
2006-09-13 19:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by link_althor 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Your curiosity ( I too am a curious person) could be a real bad decision to pursue. There should be enough info available on the Internet to quench you curiosity. I suggest you only scratch the surface on this one if you simply must pursue it.
2006-09-13 19:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by howdigethere 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry if you don't believe in and accept the Blood of Jesus as your sacrifice you are condemed already and don't have to join to be united with Satan if you die.
However Jesus loves you so much he did die for you and wants all men to be saved and come to the knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ.
2006-09-13 19:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well, first off the most critical requirment is being a douche bag. You're either born a douche or youre not. Once in, they wear makeup, dress up like evil clowns and pretend they have super powers. But really they dont, theyre just douche bags dressed up like clowns pretending to have super powers.
2006-09-13 19:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I am sorry to say, that you can find a lot of people that would rather join this evil church than the Church of the only and true God.
It is very sad....
2006-09-13 19:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Marco 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't think Satan wants worshipers! He would rather you ignore or not believe in him at all. Of course, if you do worship him, you will go to hell anyway.
2006-09-13 19:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by edward_lmb 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋