A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
Meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
"How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make
$300 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's
Four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about him self, the CEO looked around the room and
Asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice,
"He was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
2006-09-13 12:17:05 · 24 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
once again you caught me by surprise with the unexpected punch line...lol
2006-09-13 17:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought the wall was going to fall down when the guy left. The pizza delivery guy is better. LOL
2006-09-13 19:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Capitol Gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need 2 get me a job at dominoes lol
2006-09-13 21:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, no uniform, huh? Let me guess, it was casual business day at Dominos.
2006-09-13 19:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great time to be a pizza delivery guy
2006-09-13 22:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Angie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, it's still humorous, but, it was funnier last year or before. How about another.
2006-09-13 20:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhh my gosh that was funny. i wish i was a pizza man at that company, lol. damn girl your hott. you should call me sometime... oh i mean email me jakethepoet@yahoo.com
2006-09-13 19:23:00 · answer #7 · answered by JakeThePoet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first time i heard it..
which was like 2 hours ago.
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2006-09-13 19:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good... I like that 1
2006-09-13 19:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by "Chanel-o" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely made me smile!!
Good one!!
Keep em' comin'
2006-09-13 19:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by paintressa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋