I have a wonderful son named Steven who just turned 13 this past August. For his birthday, I got him a beautiful handpainted porcelain doll from JC Penney's that he named Patricia.
He's been collecting these porcelain dolls sinc he was 8 or 9. This last doll nearly cost me an arm and a leg though so I told Steven that he can't play with it like he plays with his other dolls, that Patricia had to stay on the shelf.
Anyway, this morning after I got back home from Costco, I walked into Steven's room and caught him trying to breastfeed his new doll Patricia.
My first thought was that how wonderful of a dad Steven's going to be, but my second thought was that the oils from his skin were going to stain the white porcelain. I'm afraid he's going to ruin the porcelain. Is there a cleaner I can use that's gentle enough for the porcelain?
What's more, is that he was wearing my new bra I got from Lane Bryant and he stretched it out. Kids!
2006-09-13 11:47:01 · 21 answers · asked by Brenda Lewis 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Geez oh man. Get the kid some damn GI Joes.
2006-09-13 11:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Giving this as much thought as I'm sure you gave this "problem?", I have a few suggestions: Buy him a football, Sell the dolls, and you probably should try having a daughter (Why did you expose him to dolls to collect??) Then YOU BOTH should get into counceling. I also think it is terrible that you even allowed him to name the doll.....Patricia my foot. Oh, don't count on Steven becoming a Dad.....A Nanny maybe. (Now tell the truth, are you pulling my foot???)
2006-09-13 19:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I think this is a joke, but if it's not, there's a real problem. LOL
Your teenage son collects dolls, dresses in your underwear and tries to breastfeed, and all you're worried about is a stupid doll? It sounds like you've got a serious problem on your hands. If I were you, I'd seek counseling as well as take my son.
2006-09-13 19:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by Lady J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD no wonder he`s screwed why are you buying your son porcelian dolls?That is real freaky let alone writing about him breast feeding it thats SICK.It sounds to me your more worried about the doll then the well being of your child maybe you should ease up on shopping and spend some quality time getting to know your son and his interests besides dolls.Does he have any friends his own age?and do they play with dolls??I BET YA THEY DONT
2006-09-13 18:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by cowgirl angie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a serious problem on your hands unless you are okay with him getting gender reassignment or being gay. Why have you encouraged this collection of porcelain dolls for a boy? You and him both need some intensive therapy immediately. Is he having problems in school? Don't the other children tease him?
Praying for you & very concerned,
Freya T
2006-09-13 18:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Freya T 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Something about this just doesn't sound right. If he is 13 don't you think he was probably doing something besides breast feeding if you know what i mean? and as for wearing your bra...ok...that is strange. I think that he is confused and he was thinking aughty thoughts about that doll and getting off.
2006-09-13 18:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by tnicb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop buying your son dolls, give him something that boys play with, you are raising your son to be gay. If your son already puts on your bras, you need to talk to him. If you don't stop it now, if it's not to late, your son will be gay. I know what I'm talking about, because I was like that and today at the age of 40, I am gay and proud of it.
2006-09-13 18:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
did this really happen? Why is a 13 old yr playing with dolls for..That may be the rest of the story. If that is ok with you then let him do what he wants to with the dolls they are his right........
GOOD LUCK!
2006-09-13 18:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Mudtime4me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke.
Even if a Mom did give her son porcelain dolls, she wouldn't admit it in public.
I hope.
2006-09-13 18:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They make a cleaner specifically for porcelain.
2006-09-13 19:07:03 · answer #10 · answered by Badkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that sounds weird i could understand if your son was a girl but umm why is he playing with dolls and why is he wearing bras.
2006-09-13 18:51:37 · answer #11 · answered by motherof3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋