anyone have any good, clean jokes to play on my sister???
2006-09-13 11:40:29 · 12 answers · asked by I ♥ Nick Jonas 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well my son once gave my daughter dog cookies to eat and it was funny til I found out because I spanked his behind and his sister cried but hey they still talk about it to this day and we still laugh about it because she said they tasted good ha ha ha! Sorry I'm still laughing. I am not saying it was a good trick but it definitely didn't hurt any except her pride and his butt. He'd tell you he would do it again because I asked him about it just the other day and he started laughing his head off and said it was worth the spanking just to see her face when he told me she was eating dog cookies! Then she called me and I asked her did she remember him doing this to her and she also started laughing and said yes I won't ever forget it and I still say they weren't half bad! ha ha! It has been many years ago but it still brings tears of laughter every time I think about those kids doing the craziest things to each other. Once My son put shaving cream in his sisters shoes and she stuck her foot in it. Lets see she turned around and nailed his to the floor in a dark closest he about yanked his arm off trying to get them out finally it dawned on him that he needed a hammer to go to school that day lol! Man i could tell you some stories that's enough you be nice now to your sister OK
2006-09-13 11:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by yahoo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Before she goes to sleep put LEGO or something like that under her sheet. Or even better, lay a whole bunch of thread under the sheet in all the directions. \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ over and over again (till you have no more left) and when she falls asleep, start pulling it out by the end of the thread (you have to leavi it where you can find it. Its gonna bee really itchi for her to sleep
2006-09-13 12:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by remove 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i no 1 but it's kinda old and not very funny.
ask her the colors of the flag. if she says red white and blue tell her and isn't a color.
another 1 ask her if she want's to take a stupid test. if she says yes ask her what color is the sky & what color is the grass. then ask her what was the first question i asked u if she says what color is the sky tell her she is stupid cuz the first question u asked was do u wanna take a stupid test.
not very funny but give it a try i u want!
2006-09-13 11:46:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she likes to use sugar or salt on her food, switch the two. This way when she goes to use what she thinks is salt, she'll actually be using sugar and vice versa. I used to do this to my brothers and my dad until they eventually got smart enough to test it before putting it in their coffee or on their toast.
2006-09-13 11:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by billyidolrb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fill up the shampoo bottle up with poroxside
2006-09-13 13:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
kill your parents and then take them to the taxidermist to get professionally stuffed, and then poise them on the couch like they are watching tv and then hide in the other room and see how long it takes for her to realize her parents are dead......it only works once, so do it right
2006-09-13 11:43:40 · answer #6 · answered by Hank 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
put tons of weird make-up on her when she's sleeping.
2006-09-13 11:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by C M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spray their hair with temporary hair color when they are sleeping
2006-09-13 12:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... tell them that they were adopted... if you haven't already.. and they're adopted by ALIENS
2006-09-13 11:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-09-13 11:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋