anyone have any good jokes????
What do you see when the pilsbury doughboy bends over???
doughnuts!!!
2006-09-13 11:28:33 · 11 answers · asked by I ♥ Nick Jonas 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He thinks to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two kilometers an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 was the highway number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189"!!!!!
2006-09-14 06:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan
What's the difference between a quickie and a yankee?
A: A yankee and man can do by himself.
Why is there no Disney land in China?
A: Nobody was tall enough to ride any of the good rides.
He he, thats all i can remeber right now. If you want more I can e-mail them to you.
2006-09-13 11:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats a Blondie favorite cheer?
I'm Blondie, I'm B.L.O.N. uhh Oh well ,I'm Blondie!
What brighter the sun or the Blondie?
The sun of course, it lights up the part of the earth at different times.
what dose the sun and the Blondie have in common?
They both have gass!!! lol
2006-09-13 11:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by Party Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,,,,"So,,why the long face?"
2006-09-13 15:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mike B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
2006-09-13 11:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by Dean-o 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, here's mine:
What's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-13 11:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-13 20:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
right...
***** the first person who answered your question almost has the same avatar as yours. now, that's funny!
2006-09-13 11:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by jedi_rei 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was that funny?
2006-09-13 11:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
whip cream.. U SICKO!!!!!
2006-09-13 12:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by guavaray 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋