A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
2006-09-13 11:23:24 · 24 answers · asked by Lisa H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow first non perverted, but still funny joke i've heard all day, thank you for renewing my faith in people once again 10/10
2006-09-13 14:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
YEs its funny but dont say it to a teacher in school!!
2006-09-13 18:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FREAKING FUNNYY GOT TO GIVE IT TO U
ILL GIVE U A 15 NO POINT FOR A 10
2006-09-13 18:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one (2 thumbs up)
2006-09-13 18:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny and cute
2006-09-13 18:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOH! I knew all teachers were witches!
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2006-09-13 18:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats very funny
2006-09-14 03:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny i like this one
2006-09-13 18:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-13 18:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by bolandalbaby@verizon.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but thats not really funny.
2006-09-13 18:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by Love My Soldier 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋