A blonde walks into an appliance store, looks around, points and tells the shopkeeper, "Sir, I'd like the TV on the 3rd shelf." The shopkeeper looks at her, and says , "I'm sorry ma'am,we don't serve blondes. Please leave." The blonde was very angry, so she went home, dyed her hair brown , and returned the next day. She asked the shopkeeper, "How much is the tv on the 3rd shelf?" The shopkeeper looked at her, sighed, and said, "Look ma'am, we don't serve blondes! please leave." By this time, the girl was infuriated. So she went home, shaved her head, and came back the next day. She asked the shopkeeper about the TV, and he told her, "Ma'am. I've told you . we don't serve blondes, so you'll have to leave." The blonde, in a rage, demanded, "how could you tell I am a blonde???" The shopkeeper looked at her, shook his head, and said, "Because that's not a TV... It's a microwave."
2006-09-13 11:07:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I usually don't care for blonde jokes but I've come in contact with one that makes me appreciate this one! Thanks!
2006-09-13 11:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! funny :) i have some 2 :)
Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground. One says to another, "Oh, look at the deer tracks!" "Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!" says the other. "They're bear prints." They continue to argue, "Deer tracks, you dumb blonde, No - Bear prints, you dumb blonde!"
Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.
A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
A Blonde and a Brunette are walking down the street..
The Brunette, upset, points to the ground and says "Oh look , a dead bird"
The blonde looks up in the sky and says " WHERE?!"
*i dont have anything against blondes,it just wouldnt b funny if it was a brunnette!*
2006-09-13 18:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by cheerfull_cherry_blossom 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aweosome!
2006-09-13 18:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by Eve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've Heard that one before!
2006-09-13 18:58:53 · answer #4 · answered by niecy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny here's 1 uve probably heard but...
Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Blonde: U were listening to candy????
2006-09-13 18:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by Jelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this one i have heard it many times but it just keeps getting funny
2006-09-13 18:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny. i kno like every blonde joke but i havent heard that one!
2006-09-13 18:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by ReD SoX #1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've Heard that one before!
2006-09-13 18:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by xoxox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that one millions of times but still it's purply and warty. :)
2006-09-13 18:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do poeple always do blonde jokes
2006-09-13 18:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by bee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋