OK, so you're about to die and with your last breath...?

Question

What joke would you tell?

Answer 1

THERE ARE THREE MEN THEY WORK IN CONSTRICTION
ONES IRISH ONES MEXICAN , ONES AMERICAN
THEY ALL SIT DOWN FOR LUNCH
THE IRISH MAN SAYS IF I HAVE CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE ONE MORE TIME ILL JUMP OF THIS BUILDING
THE MEXICAN MAN SAYS IF I HAVE BURRITOS ONE MORE THEN ILL JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING TOO
THE AMERICAN MAN SAYS IF I HAVE BALONEY AND CHEESE ONE MORE TIME ILL JUMP OF THIS BUILDING AS WELL
THE NEXT DAY AT LUNCH
THE IRISH MAN LOOKS AT HIS LUNCH AND SAYS IVE HAD IT THAT'S IT I'M JUMPING
AND HE JUMPS
THE MEXICAN MAN LOOKS AT HIS LUNCH AND THEN SAYS THE SAME THING
THEN HE JUMPS
THE AMERICAN MAN LOOKS AT HIS LUNCH EATS IT THEN SAYS HE HAD ENOUGH AND THEN JUMPS

AT THE FUNERAL THE PEOPLE LOOKS AT THE WIFE'S
THE IRISH MAN S WIFE SAID IF SHE ONLY KNEW THAT HE WAS SICK OF HIS LUNCH I WOULD HAVE GIVEN SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT
THEN THEY ALL LOOK AT THE MEXICAN MANS WIFE SAYS IF I KNEW HE WAS SICK OF HIS LUNCH I WOULD HAVE GIVING HIM TACOS INSTEAD
THEN THE ALL OF THEM LOOK AT THE AMERICAN MANS WIFE AND SHE SAID THE IDIOT MAKES HIS OWN LUNCH DON'T LOOK AT ME

Answer 2

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's actually dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Answer 3

if i was on my last breath i wudnt be thinking about telling a joke lol

Answer 4

i wouldnt tell a joke with my last breath

Answer 5

A joke would be the last thing on my mind..

Answer 6

Oh Sh*t That was a bloody good ride, lets go out with a bang. If I go your coming with me...

Answer 7

i'll say "hey God let's toss a coin. if it's head i die and if it's tail i stay alive". i take my lucky coin , toss it and it's tail. cool i stay alive! ( my lucky coin has tails on both sides)

Answer 8

the one about two old men sitting in a deck chair. ok so there were 2 old men sitting in a deck chair and one said to the other.. ........................

.arrggghhhhh..splutter gasp..........snuffed out, dead, croaked it, too late sorry.

Answer 9

something old school like

your momma so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

or something like that

Answer 10

I wouldn't tell a joke. that would be kinda crappy.