Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.
Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?!" said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Bubba with them two arseholes."
2006-09-13 10:31:02 · 14 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS FUNNY
ILL GIVE U A TEN
THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH
2006-09-13 10:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for making me laugh.
Now i want to return the favor
Why did they lay rock Hudson to rest face down (if you don't know who he was he was a gay actor)?
So his friends could have a cold one.
2006-09-13 18:23:42 · answer #2 · answered by squiggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know you can type assholes without having to put an "r" in there. arseholes? wierd...
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2006-09-13 17:46:15 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
2006-09-13 17:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by sikn_shadow_420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke. Good one! LOL.
2006-09-13 18:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looooooool! I'm also goin to sleep. Good joke! cya.....lol
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2006-09-13 17:34:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. ÉlusivÉ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2006-09-13 17:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by lilacangelgrammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one
2006-09-14 03:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA omg that is funny!
2006-09-13 17:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was freakin stupid... if u are going to day a dirrty word say it...goodness
2006-09-13 17:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel S 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋