2006-09-13 10:21:54 · 15 answers · asked by P-Wee 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Ford
Call Conan O'Brian. He seems to know what to do with Chuck Norris.
2006-09-13 10:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by mimaolta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call David Carradine and let's have a showdown. Kung Fu versus Texas Ranger, YEAH! Nothing like eye squinting fury in front of a camera to get the blood pumping. See who kicks sand in the other's eyes first. And how many shots of a Dodge supercharger can you put in a motion picture, you do drive a Dodge don't you? Ole Chuck would be proud!
2006-09-13 17:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by yugie29 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Convince him there is some villain around in need of a good roundhouse kick. He ought to come right out as soon as he hears that. Putting a police scanner under the hood might work, but you may have to get a DVD of one of his movies and replay one of the bad guys' taunts a couple times if that doesn't work.
2006-09-14 04:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Scientist Matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id sell it fast, the resale value of any car with Chuck norris stuck in it is priceless.
2006-09-14 04:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by j pringle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would just get a new car, I wouldn't mess with an engry Chuck Norris.
2006-09-13 12:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by atvman_400 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing you can do. But you're going to need new manifold. Its about to receive a vicious round house kick.
2006-09-13 10:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by wolvesfan1590 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. He'll probably spin a series of movies out of it.
"Prisoner of Engine, part 1" this time its personal.
2006-09-15 12:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by isx650 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to trade
2006-09-13 12:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by Josh S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it to your nearest Ford dealer and see if that's covered under your warranty.
2006-09-13 10:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by SuzeY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just leave him this happened to my friend, he left him and now he gets the same horsepower as a lamborgini diablo
2006-09-13 16:32:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋