a couple of hillbillies were honeymooning. as they got into bed, the wife looked over to her new husband and said, 'Cletus, I aint never done this before-please be gentle.' a scared look instantly appeared on Cletus’s face and he leapt out of bed and to the telephone. 'pa, she’s a virgin, what do I do?' 'come home, son. if she aint good enough for her own family, she aint good enough for ours.'
2006-09-13
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