i have too many dui's so cant drive now. anybody interested in being my chauffer for free? out of kindness of your heart. im tired of having to walk to the bars. thanx
2006-09-13 09:47:08 · 9 answers · asked by Billy Bob Dingleberry 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Commuting
sure I'll drive you for free, then you can bend me over and just reem the ever loving sheet out me corn hole , and I'll suck it clean of course. Unless your too drunk then watch out. don't drop the soap
2006-09-13 10:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u probably don't have a license any way so just drive your self, what's the chances of getting caught again? what are they gonna make you do ? go to work? go ahead and drive its your right
2006-09-13 16:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by bubbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk pisspot,hope a drunk runs you down.
2006-09-13 16:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by frank m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no one likes a bar fly!!!hopfully you'll go to jail for a good long time!!!
2006-09-13 16:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a bicycle.
2006-09-13 16:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by hmmm... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a tip for ya. Stop drinkin asshole! And they say pot heads are morons.
2006-09-13 16:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dk2432 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wizzle
2006-09-13 16:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by psxfff123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggles....
2006-09-13 16:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by daisy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
duh
2006-09-13 16:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋