i think my gf is an alien i caught her few times she was lookin really weird her face was like covered by a mud or somethin and it was all white she was holding somethin in her hands it was like a cucumber but im sure it wasnt i think she was talkin to other aliens and one day when i got back home from school she was like moanin in da bathroom im really scared she is acting weird lately like sleeping with one eye open and talkin to her cat i think her cat is an alien too i cant sleep what should i do? please help!!!!! hahahahahhahahahaha
2006-09-13 09:27:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, silly boy.... that was a facial mud mask. I think! And if she is an alien, imagine what your kids would look like. lol... that would be cool.
2006-09-13 09:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If shes into you maybe youre also an alien. If youre sure that your not an alien I would try to get it on camera then you have proof.
2006-09-13 09:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the one with the problem. I think the cat is the only sane one there
2006-09-13 09:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chang the type of drugs that you are doing, and she will change into something else.
Keep changing drugs, until you find the right one for you (and your cat).
2006-09-13 09:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol put a bag over her head n throw her in the river!!!
im just kidding!
2006-09-13 09:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This means she is a two bagger.....You put one bag over her head and one bag over yours just in case her bag falls off....
2006-09-13 10:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is she always in the bathroom???? You need to get her in the bedroom and have her do her alien probe test.lol
2006-09-13 09:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by Sophia 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
and the scary part from all these is that you actually might be dead serious! O_o
2006-09-13 09:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear a tinfoil condom and coat your self in peanut butter for protection
2006-09-13 09:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hhahahahaha, this made me laugh for like 5 minutes
2006-09-13 09:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋