A Hindu, a Jew and an evangelical Christian were travelling together when they were overcome with fatigue.
They stopped at a farmhouse and asked for lodging, but the farmer said he only had room for two. One of them would have to spend the night in the barn.
"I'll go," said the Hindu, and off he went.
A few minutes later, there was a knock at the back door. There stood the Hindu, exclaiming, "There's a cow in there, and cows are sacred in my religion. It would be impossible for me to sleep in the same room as a cow."
The farmer then asked which of the other two would volunteer to sleep in the barn.
"I'll go," said the Jew, and off he went.
A few minutes later there was a knock at the back door. It was the Jew. "There's a pig in that barn. It wouldn't be kosher for me to sleep there. I cannot do it!"
"Oh, all right," said the evangelical Christian. "I'll go," and off he went.
A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow.
2006-09-13 09:22:47 · 15 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope that I don't have to explain the punch line to everyone that reads the joke!!
2006-09-13 09:42:08 · update #1
Ok! I give up.
The Hindu won't sleep with a cow.
The Jew won't sleep with pig.
The cow and pig won't sleep with the Christian.
2006-09-13 09:49:04 · update #2
Are there so many thick people out there that can't get the punchline. Funny joke!!! I liked it.
2006-09-13 10:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Do the pig and cow worship the christian or do they not like him? Whats the punch line??
2006-09-13 16:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gawd!! What's wrong with the world where no one gets the punchline?? Sheesh!
Btw, the joke is funny as it is! Lol!!
:o)
2006-09-13 16:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by monocube 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke kinda sucked, but I like your picture.
2006-09-13 16:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That wasn't very funny. I'm a christian.
2006-09-13 16:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2006-09-13 16:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by KCD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and yet sad that it had to be explained.
2006-09-14 00:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay it was good till the ending it makes no fin sense at all!
2006-09-13 16:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by razer911 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We just got pwnt.
2006-09-13 17:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anaklusmos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. hahahahahhahaha. I loved it
2006-09-13 19:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋