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I say, yes we're! Join DonaldDuckism NOW!!

2006-09-13 09:00:17 · 19 answers · asked by whynotaskdonaldduck 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No. Those who didn't follow Disneyism and Duckism can still go to heaven, if they lived sufficiently disneylike or ducklike lives. Quack on, brother.

2006-09-13 09:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I don't know about the latter, but regarding Disneyism, I was told we were given eternal life in an heavenly cryogenic tank after we've shed our mortal coils (maintenance, insurance, location rental, electric bills, inflation and handling not included). Where do I sign up ?

> Will the followers of "Disneyism" and "Donald Duckism" be the only people to go to heaven?
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2006-09-13 16:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by par1138 • FCD 4 · 0 1

You'll have to do more than that to attract worshipers. Wonkaists look forward to inheriting a chocolate factory of their own someday and are promised forty-two virgin Oompa Loompas will be at their constant beck and call. Can Disneyism and Donald Duckism offer better than that? :-)

2006-09-13 16:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No not the case seirial killers could be into your Disneyism and they wouldn't be going to anywere good what ever anyone may believe.

2006-09-13 16:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by TIA 3 · 0 1

No, these things won't get anyone into heaven, but they may give someone the opportunity to experience a little bit of heaven on earth.

2006-09-13 16:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by happygirl 6 · 1 1

i will join disneyism so we do not want anyone taking the mickey

2006-09-13 16:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 1

No it has been proven through extensive dna research and evidence shows that Walt Disney and Adolph Hitler were one of few people to born with the "Evil" gene.

2006-09-13 16:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by King of Babylon 3 · 0 1

Ummm, well...I like Donald Duck and all, but I don't see him as a great religious leader.

2006-09-13 16:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by Drewood 5 · 0 1

Believe what you like.

The real question is, will Rosie O'Donnell compare you to radical Islam on The View!

2006-09-13 16:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0 1

yes, but it will be their own special cartoon heaven, complete with harps and clouds and wings

2006-09-13 16:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 1 1

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