An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."
2006-09-13 08:54:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, now that is funny!
2006-09-13 09:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r scrwewed yes ur are 4 sure
2006-09-13 16:09:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that aint funny, no joke should involve God like that
2006-09-13 16:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-09-13 17:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! That's funny! Serves him right for now talking to God! I liked it, thanks for sharing.
2006-09-13 16:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by * Wishfulthinker * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weak
2006-09-13 15:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay..not very funny
2006-09-13 15:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish
2006-09-13 16:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by monkipuzzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2006-09-13 15:57:53 · answer #9 · answered by J D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha lamo!!!
now that was funny!
2006-09-13 16:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋