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2006-09-13 08:59:30 · answer #1 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 3 0

If God wouldn't airlift thousands of people from out of the World Trade Centre, why would he bother rescuing anybody from a grizzly bear?

2006-09-13 16:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0 0

I would hope that he would either turn the bears to salt, or burn a bush, or flood the place and send an ark. Wait, the bears would get on the ark.....

Maybe I'll go camping in non-grizzly territory next time.

2006-09-13 15:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by tarro 3 · 2 0

Nothing. So I'd grab a gun and shoot the grizzly bears instead of on my knees praying while the bears take turns making a meal out of my ***.

2006-09-13 16:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Same thing he does on every second of every day; let us make our own decisions (What the heck are you doing in front of a grizzly bear)?

2006-09-13 15:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by just42day 3 · 1 0

He probably sent them in the first place. He apparently has no problem sending bears to kill people, even children, for the smallest slight:

2kings 2:23-24

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!"

He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

2006-09-13 15:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 2 1

Root for the winner

2006-09-13 16:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 2 0

Nothing, bears are godless killing machines

2006-09-13 16:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Probably laugh at you for being there.

2006-09-13 15:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Nothing. There is no god.

2006-09-13 15:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 2 0

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