My husband is already short and short tempered. He was annoyed that I even brought something like that to our home. Now he has consumed some and wants to kill me. He has been doing everything to grow a bit taller.
2006-09-13 08:02:43 · 11 answers · asked by Hysteria 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
No more shortening for you hubby.
Cook GIANT meals with pure butter.
Load him with TALL drinks.
AND
If he ever again tries to kill you, get protection from... JOLLY GREEN GIANT.
2006-09-13 20:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by A Musing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The antidote to shortening for a short man would be to feed him active yeast, or some other sort of leavening agent. Also.give him a good beating. That would certainly make him rise in volume :)
2006-09-13 16:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ylia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shortning doesn't make you short, but it makes you fat. Therefore it shortens your life. Just tell your husband you're sick of him and want to get rid of him as soon as he stops earning money. That should make him more reasonable and better tempered.
2006-09-13 15:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by chilixa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep shortening makes you short
French Fries make you speak french
Chinese food makes your eyes slant
and if your short tempered , short statured husband keeps eating the shortening his arteries will clog and he will die, so keep bringing it into the house so he can eat it.
2006-09-13 15:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by vivib 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you 2 from another country? Tell him no it will not. It will clog his arteries and give him a heart attack though.
2006-09-13 15:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by Purple Passion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a hero-sandwich. That ought to take care of it.
2006-09-13 15:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
SHORTENING WILL NOT MAKE YOU SHORTER THAT IS JUST WHAT IT IS CALLED. TELL HIM YOU DID NOT MEAN FOR HIM TO BE OFFENDED YOU JUST NEEDED IT TO MAKE COOKIES.
2006-09-13 15:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by CHERYL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life!!!
2006-09-13 15:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by Carole F 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't think thats how food shotening works
2006-09-13 15:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on where you rub it.
2006-09-13 21:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋